SpeedChat Phrases

This is a list of all available SpeedChat menus and phrases in order (excluding Unite! phrases).

Emotions

All emotions must be purchased or earned except for the 5 default ones.

• Wave (Default)
• Happy (Default)
• Sad (Default)
• Angry (Default)
• Sleepy (Default)
• Shrug
• Dance
• Think
• Bored
• Applause
• Cringe
• Confused
• Belly Flop
• Banana Peel
• Bow
• Resistance Salute (Must be earned)
• Surprise
• Cry
• Delighted
• Furious
• Laugh

My phrases

Toons may buy up to 25 of these phrases from Clarabelle's Cattlelog.

• A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
• Act your age!
• After a while, crocodile.
• All Aboard!
• Am I glad to see you!
• Anything you say.
• Are you talking to me?
• Are you trying to sweet talk me?
• Aren't you a sight!
• Awesome!
• Aww, how cute.
• Bah! Humbug!
• Be mine!
• Be my guest.
• Be my sweetie!
• Been keeping out of trouble?
• Better late than never!
• Better not pout!
• Bingo!
• Boo!
• Bravo!
• Brrr!
• But it's wafer thin.
• But of course!
• But seriously, folks...
• Can I help you?
• Cannon Pinball rocks!
• Care if I join you?
• Care to join us?
• Cat got your tongue?
• Catch me if you can!
• Catch you later!
• Changed your mind?
• Check, please.
• Chill out!
• Cogs drool!
• Come and get it!
• Come and get it!
• Cool bananas!
• Count me in.
• Count me out.
• Curiosity killed the cat.
• Dear me!
• Delighted to make your acquaintance.
• Did I scare you?
• Did you hear that?
• Did you see that?
• Don't ask.
• Don't be a sucker!
• Don't be a turkey.
• Don't be a yellow belly.
• Don't be too sure.
• Don't chicken out!
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
• Don't even think about it!
• Don't give up the ship!
• Don't have a cow!
• Don't hold your breath.
• Don't mind if I do.
• Don't mind me.
• Don't sweat it!
• Don't worry.
• Don't you know it!
• Doodle training time!
• Draw!!!
• Easy as pie!
• Easy does it.
• Easy for you to say.
• Enough is enough!
• Eureka!
• Excellent!
• Excuse me!
• Fancy meeting you here!
• Fancy that!
• Feeling lucky?
• For crying out loud!
• Forget about it!
• Get along, little dogie.
• Giddyup!
• Give me a break.
• Glad to hear it.
• Go ahead, make my day!
• Go for it!
• Go!
• Gobble gobble!
• Going my way?
• Good for you!
• Good grief.
• Good job!
• Good to see you!
• Got gags?
• Got to get moving.
• Got to hit the road.
• Gotcha!
• Group Doodle training time!
• Grrrr!
• Hang in there.
• Hang on a second.
• Happy Halloween!
• Happy Haunting!
• Happy holidays!
• Happy New Year!
• Happy St. Patrick's Day!
• Happy Thanksgiving!
• Happy trails!
• Happy Turkey Day!
• Happy ValenToon's Day!
• Have a ball!
• Have a good one!
• Have a Wonderful Winter!
• Have fun!
• Haven't got all day!
• Heads up!
• Hear no evil.
• Here we go again.
• Hey, hey, hey!
• Hmm.
• Ho! Ho! Ho!
• Hold your horses!
• Hold your horses!
• Horsefeathers!
• Hot Diggity Dog!
• How about that!
• How do you like that?
• Howdy, partner!
• I believe so.
• I can't hit the broad side of a barn.
• I don't believe this!
• I don't care.
• I don't know about this!
• I doubt it.
• I feel like a kid in a candy store.
• I got it!
• I hate spiders!
• I heard that!
• I LOVE busting Cogs!
• I love it!
• I need to go see a Toon.
• I need to go soon.
• I only have hypno-eyes for you!
• I owe you one.
• I read you loud and clear.
• I reckon so.
• I think not.
• I think so.
• I think this place is haunted.
• I think you should pass.
• I vote no.
• I vote yes.
• I want candy!
• I wish I'd said that.
• I wouldn't if I were you.
• I'd be happy to!
• I'd LOVE for you to come to my ValenToon's party!
• I'll be back in a minute.
• I'll get back to you.
• I'll get this one.
• I'm all ears.
• I'm back in the saddle again!
• I'm bored.
• I'm busy.
• I'm chomping at the bit!
• I'm dying on the vine.
• I'm fixing to.
• I'm going bananas!
• I'm going to hit the hay.
• I'm green with envy.
• I'm helping my friend.
• I'm here all week.
• I'm hungry.
• I'm just monkeying with you.
• I'm not kidding!
• I'm ready!
• I'm sleepy.
• I'm speechless.
• I'm sweet on you.
• I've got a sweet tooth.
• I've got monkeys on the brain.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
• Imagine that!
• In the nick of time...
• It's "snow" problem.
• It's "snow" wonder.
• It's a jungle out there.
• It's a real barn burner!
• It's like butter!
• It's mine!
• It's not over 'til it's over.
• It's party time!
• It's puppy love.
• It's the luck of the Irish.
• It's time for me to turn into a pumpkin.
• Jellybeans don't grow on trees!
• Jump!
• Just like taking candy from a baby!
• Just thinking out loud.
• Just what the doctor ordered.
• Keep in touch.
• Keep smiling.
• Keep your eye on the doughnut not the hole.
• Knock knock...
• Lands sake!
• Last one in the pond is a rotten Cog!
• Let it snow!
• Let me know!
• Let the pie fly!
• Let them eat cake!
• Let's get into the swing of things!
• Let's get this party started!
• Let's go this way!
• Let's gum up the works!
• Let's have a summer Estate party!
• Let's keep it short and sweet.
• Let's make like a banana and split.
• Let's make like a tree and leave.
• Let's not sugar coat it.
• Let's ride!
• Let's skedaddle!
• Like water for chocolate.
• Likewise, I'm sure.
• Look alive!
• Look what the cat dragged in.
• Love ya!
• Lovely weather for ducks!
• Lovely!
• Make it snappy!
• Make yourself at home.
• Maybe some other time.
• Mind if I join you?
• Monkey see, monkey do.
• Much obliged.
• My, how time flies.
• Naturally!
• Nice costume!
• Nice place you have here.
• Nice talking to you.
• No comment.
• No doubt about it.
• No kidding!
• No worries!
• Not by a long shot.
• Now you're talking!
• Of all the nerve!
• Oh, my!
• Oh, well.
• Okay by me.
• Okay by me.
• Ouch, that really smarts!
• Owoooo!
• Pickins is mighty slim around here.
• Please, take it.
• Please!
• Pleased to meet you.
• Quit horsing around!
• Quit monkeying around!
• Rake 'em in.
• Reach for the sky.
• Ready?
• Right as rain.
• Right on!
• Righto.
• Righto.
• Roses are red...
• Round up the usual suspects.
• Saddle up!
• Say cheese!
• Say what?
• Season's greetings!
• See no evil.
• See ya later, alligator.
• See you next time.
• See you tomorrow.
• Set!
• Shake your tail feathers!
• Six of one, half a dozen of the other...
• Skeletons in your closet?
• Slow and steady wins the race.
• Snow doubt about it!
• Snow far, snow good!
• Sounds good to me.
• Speak no evil.
• Spooktastic!
• Spooky!
• Stand back, this could be dangerous.
• Stay here, I'll be back.
• Sugar and spice and everything nice.
• Sure thing.
• Sweet!
• Ta-ta for now!
• Tah-dah!
• Take a load off.
• Take it easy.
• Thank you, I'll be here all week.
• Thanks a million!
• Thanks a million.
• Thanks, but no thanks.
• That really throws a monkey-wrench in things.
• That rules!
• That sounds like monkey business.
• That stinks!
• That takes the cake!
• That was exciting!
• That was quick!
• That was strange....
• That'll learn ya!
• That's a monkey off my back...
• That's a sight for sore eyes!
• That's creepy!
• That's darling!
• That's freaky!
• That's funny.
• That's half-baked.
• That's kooky!
• That's more like it.
• That's pie in the sky.
• That's spooky!
• That's sweet!
• That's the icing on the cake.
• That's the stuff!
• That's the ticket!
• That's the way the cookie crumbles.
• That's the way to do it.
• That's what I'm talking about!
• The candyman can!
• The check's in the mail.
• The Holiday Party decorations are Toontastic!
• There's a Cog invasion!
• There's gold in them there hills!
• They made a monkey out of you.
• They're cheaper by the dozen.
• This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
• This is where I ride off into the sunset...
• This place is a ghost town.
• This place is swinging!
• This town isn't big enough for the two of us!
• This way everybody!
• This whole affair has me up a tree.
• Time for Cannon Pinball!
• Time for me to hit the hay.
• Toodles.
• Toon Troopers are hosting Holiday Parties!
• Toons of the world unite!
• Toons rule!
• Top o' the mornin' to you!
• Totally!
• Touchdown!
• Trick or Treat!
• Trust me!
• Until next time.
• Violets are blue...
• Wait up!
• Watch out!
• Way to go!
• We all scream for ice cream!
• Well done!
• Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
• Well isn't that special!
• Well shiver me timbers!
• Well, don't that take all.
• Well, go figure!
• What brings you here?
• What happened?
• What in Sam Hill's goin' on here?
• What in the world?
• What now?
• What tricks can your Doodle do?
• What up?
• What's cooking?
• What's happening?
• What's new?
• What's that smell?
• What's with the monkey suit?
• What's wrong?
• Whatever!
• Whew!
• Who's gonna be monkey in the middle?
• Who's there?
• Why not?
• Will you be my ValenToon?
• Works for me.
• Y'all come back now.
• Yeah, baby!
• Yeah, right!
• Yes sirree.
• You are a sweetheart.
• You are as sweet as pie.
• You are cute.
• You are stylin'!
• You are what you eat!
• You betcha.
• You can't have your cake and eat it too.
• You do the math.
• You don't have a ghost of a chance!
• You first.
• You got a bee in your bonnet?
• You leaving so soon?
• You lucky dog!
• You make me laugh!
• You need a hug.
• You need more Laff Points.
• You need to heal first.
• You scared me!
• You take left.
• You take right.
• You wish!
• You won!
• You're a sitting duck.
• You're dynamite!
• You're going down!
• You're in the dog house now!
• You're my four leaf clover!
• You're my lucky charm!
• You're not wearing green!
• You're one tough cookie!
• You're outta here!
• You're sweeter than a jellybean!
• You're the top banana.
• You're toast!
• You're too much!
• You've got to be kidding...
• Your Doodle is cool!
• Your Estate is cool!
• Your Estate rocks!
• Your Garden is cool!
• Yule be sorry!

Jellybean Week

These phrases are only available during Jellybean Week.

• Get Jellybeans
  • I got double jellybeans on the Trolley!
  • I got double jellybeans from fishing!
  • I got double jellybeans at a party!
  • Jellybeans jellybeans jellybeans!
  • I'm really keen to earn a bean!
  • Don't be smelly, get beans of jelly!
• Spend Jellybeans
  • I'm gonna adopt a Doodle with all these jellybeans!
  • What am I gonna spend all these jellybeans on?
  • I'm gonna throw a huge party!
  • I'm gonna decorate my whole Estate!
  • I'm gonna buy a whole new wardrobe!

Racing

These phrases can only be used if the player is in Goofy Speedway.

• Places
  • Where should we meet?
  • Let's go to the Race Tracks!
  • Meet me at the Race Tracks!
  • Let's go to the Pit Row to show off our karts!
  • I'm going to the Pit Row to show off my kart!
  • I need to go to the Kart Shop.
  • Meet up near the Kart Shop!
• Races
  • Where do you want to race?
  • Let's pick a different race.
  • Let's do a practice race.
  • Let's do a battle race.
  • I like the Screwball Stadium race!
  • I like the Rustic Raceway race!
  • I like the City Cuircut race!
  • I like the Corkscrew Coliseum race!
  • I like the Airborne Acres race!
  • I like the Blizzard Boulevard race!
  • Let's race in the Screwball Stadium!
  • ​Let's race on the Rustic Raceway!
  • ​Let's race on the City Cuircut!
  • ​Let's race in the Corkscrew Coliseum!
  • ​Let's race on the Airborne Acres!
  • ​Let's race on the Blizzard Boulevard!
• ​Tracks
  • ​Which track do you want to race on?
  • Pick a track!
  • Can we race on a different track?
  • Let's pick a different track!
  • I want to race on the first track!
  • I want to race on the second track!
  • I want to race on the third track!
  • I want to race on the fourth track!
  • I don't want to race on the first track!
  • I don't want to race on the second track!
  • I don't want to race on the third track!
  • I don't want to race on the fourth track!
• ​Compliments
  • ​Wow! You are FAST!
  • You're too fast for me!
  • Good race!
  • I really like your kart!
  • Sweet ride!
  • Your kart is cool!
  • Your kart is awesome!
  • Your kart is totally sweet!
• ​Taunts
  • ​See you at the finish line!
  • Too scared to race me?
  • I'm as fast as lightning!
  • You'll never catch me!
  • You'll never beat me!
  • No one can beat my time!
  • Hurry up slow pokes!
  • Give me another shot!
  • You got lucky!
  • Ooooh! That was a close one!
  • Wow, I thought you had me beat!
• Other
  • Anyone want to race?
  • Let's race!
  • Want to race?
  • Let's show off our karts!
  • I don't have enough tickets.
  • Let's race again!
  • Want to race again?

Pets

These phrases can be used to interact with doodles. These are the only phrases that doodles can understand.

• Tricks
  • Jump!
  • Beg! ($)
  • Play dead! ($)
  • Rollover! ($)
  • Backflip! ($)
  • Dance! ($)
  • Speak! ($)
• Here boy! (makes doodles follow)
• Here girl! (makes doodles follow)
• Stay. (makes doodles stay still)
• Good boy!
• Good girl!
• Nice doodle.
• Please don't bother me.

Hello

• Hi!
• Hello!
• Hi there!
• Hey!
• Howdy!
• Hi everybody!
• Welcome to Toontown!
• What's up?
• How are you doing?
• Hello?

Goodbye

• Bye!
• Later!
• See ya!
• Have a nice day!
• Have fun!
• Good luck!
• I'll be right back.
• I'll be back later!
• I only have a few minutes.
• I need to go.

Happy

• :-)
• Yay!
• Hooray!
• Cool!
• Woo hoo!
• Yeah!
• Ha ha!
• Hee hee!
• Wow!
• Great!
• Whee!
• Oh boy!
• Whoopee!
• Yippee!
• Yee hah!
• Toontastic!

Sad

• :-(
• Oh no!
• Uh oh!
• Rats!
• Drat!
• Ouch!
• Oof!
• No!!!
• Yikes!
• Huh?
• I need more Laff Points.

Friendly

• You...
  • You look nice.
  • You are awesome!
  • You rock!
  • You are a genius!
• I like...
  • I like your name.
  • I like your look.
  • I like your shirt.
  • I like your skirt.
  • I like your shorts.
  • I like this game!
• Thanks!
• No problem.
• You're welcome!
• Any time!
• No thank you.
• Good teamwork!
• That was fun!
• Please be my friend!
• Let's work together!
• You guys are great!
• Are you new here?
• Have you been here before?
• Did you win?
• I think this is too risky for you.
• Would you like some help?
• Can you help me?

Sorry

• Oops!
• Sorry!
• Sorry, I'm busy fighting cogs!
• Sorry, I'm busy getting Jellybeans!
• Sorry, I'm busy completing a Toontask!
• Sorry, I'm busy fishing!
• Sorry, I'm busy kart racing!
• Sorry, I'm busy gardening!
• Sorry, I'm busy golfing!
• Sorry, I'm in a building!
• Sorry, I'm helping a friend!
• Sorry, my Friends List is full.
• Sorry, I had to leave unexpectedly.
• Sorry, I was delayed.
• Sorry, I can't.
• I can't get on the elevator now.
• I couldn't wait any longer.
• I can't understand you.
• Use the SpeedChat.

Stinky

• Hey!
• Please go away!
• Stop that!
• That wasn't nice!
• Don't be mean!
• You stink!
• I'm stuck.

Places

• Playground
  • Let's go on the trolley!
  • Let's go back the the playground!
  • Let's go to Toontown Central!
  • Let's go to Donald's Dock!
  • Let's go to Minnie's Melodyland!
  • Let's go to Daisy Gardens!
  • Let's go to The Brrrgh!
  • Let's go to Donald's Dreamland!
  • Let's go to Goofy Speedway!
  • Let's go fishing!
  • Let's go to Chip 'n Dale's Acorn Acres!
  • Let's go to Chip 'n Dale's Minigolf!

• Cogs
  • Let's go fight the Cogs!
  • Lets go take over a Cog building!
  • Let's go in the elevator!
  • Let's go to Sellbot HQ!
  • Let's go fight the VP!
  • Let's go in the Factory!
  • Let's go to Cashbot HQ!
  • Let's go fight the CFO!
  • Let's go in the Mint!
  • Let's go to Lawbot HQ!
  • Let's go fight the Chief Justice!
  • Let's go in the District Attorney's office!
  • Let's go to Bossbot HQ!
  • Let's go fight the CEO!
  • Let's go in the Cog Golf Course!
  • Let's go take over a Field Office!

• Estate
  • Let's go to my house!
  • Let's go to your house!
  • Can you come to my house?
  • Let's go fishing at my house!
  • Come check out my garden.

• Parties
  • Let's go to a party.
  • See you at the party!
  • My party has started!
  • Come to my party!

• Wait
  • Wait!
  • Wait for me!
  • Let's wait for my friend.
  • Wait here.
  • Wait a minute.
  • Don't wait for me.
  • Let's catch the next one.
• Let's go!
• Can you teleport to me?
• Shall we go?
• Where should we go?
• Which way?
• This way.
• Follow me.
• Let's find other toons.
• Meet here.

Toontasks

• My Tasks
  • The toon's Toontasks are displayed here

• I think you should choose...
  • I think you should choose Toon-up.
  • I think you should choose Sound.
  • I think you should choose Drop.
  • I think you should choose Lure.
  • I think you should choose Trap.

• I need more...
  • I need more Merits.
  • I need more Cogbucks.
  • I need more Jury Notices.
  • I need more Stock Options.
  • I need more Sellbot Suit Parts.
  • I need more Cashbot Suit Parts.
  • I need more Lawbot Suit Parts.
  • I need more Bossbot Suit Parts.
• What Toontask are you working on?
• Let's work on that.
• This isn't what I'm looking for.
• This isn't what you need.
• I'm going to look for that.
• I found what you need.
• It isn't on this street.
• I haven't found it yet.

Battle

• Gags
  • Let's use toon-up!
  • Let's use trap!
  • Let's use lure!
  • Let's use sound!
  • Let's use throw!
  • Let's use squirt!
  • Let's use drop!
  • Nice shot!
  • Nice gag!
  • I need more gags.

• Taunts
  • Missed me!
  • Bring it on!
  • Rock and roll!
  • That's gotta hurt.
  • Catch!
  • Special delivery!
  • Are you still here?
  • I'm SO scared!
  • That's going to leave a mark!
  • Piece of cake!
  • That was easy!

• Strategy
  • I need a Toon-Up.
  • I'm going to use trap.
  • I'm going to use lure.
  • I'm going to use drop.
  • You should pass.
  • You should use a different gag.
  • Let's all go for the same cog.
  • You should choose a different cog.
  • Go for the weakest cog first.
  • Go for the strongest cog first.
  • Save your powerful gags.
  • Don't use sound on lured cogs.
• Hurry!
• We can do this!
• You did it!
• We did it!
• Run!
• Help!
• Phew!
• We are in trouble.

Gag Shop

• I have enough gags.
• I need more jellybeans.
• Me too.
• Hurry up!
• One more?
• Play again?
• Let's play again.

Other

These are not in any submenu.

• Yes
• No
• OK